Sautéed Swinging Beef

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Went balls to to the walls tonight with shockingly mellow male-order ingredients. Delicately seasoned bull frites stir fried in butter with caramelized cipollini onions and garlic, finished with basil pesto.

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Sliced both testicles into thirds and then each into half, yielding 6 pieces. Then patted-in a light dash of Slap Ya’ Mama Cajun seasoning and Himalayan salt.

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Following the carmelization of the veggies, I threw-in the balls, cooking them until the the edges barely began to turn.
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Après flipping, the family jewels cooked ~2 more minutes.  The flame was then doused and a plop of savory pesto stirred into the pan.

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Plated half for dinner, garnishing w/ a sprig’s-worth of fennel.

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